My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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