- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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