Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

A gay man watches football.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

A lot eh?

Once upon a time a was born

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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