- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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