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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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