- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

whats brown and sticky? Doody

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

steven hawking walks into a bar

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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