- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

asians have slitted eyes lol

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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