- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

What does? 42

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??