Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

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