Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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