Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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