- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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