Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Knock knock knock OCD

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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