Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Where's my baby??

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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