- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

your so fat. your fat!

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

What's just not right? Left

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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