- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

woman's rights

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

All of these jokes are about white people

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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