- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

GOODBYE

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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