Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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