- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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