Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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