- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

a. why? b. because I wanted

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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