what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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