- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??