I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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