- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

You're a big fat monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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