Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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