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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

It's all Taggart

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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