- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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