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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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