- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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