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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

i dont fisish anythi

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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