Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Poop...

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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