There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

You know whats annoying? Steve

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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I <3 Hitler

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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