Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Poop...

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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