Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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