Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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A house comes around the corner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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