"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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A bar walks into a man... The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs. The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar. The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood. The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily. Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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