If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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