- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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