A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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