oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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