- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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