- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Women's rights

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Suck pussy

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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