Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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swag

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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