roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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