Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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womens rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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360 NO SCOPE

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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