- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Phew... it's gone.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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