- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

i'm hard

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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