- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

I have an idea! You leave.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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