- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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