Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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