Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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