What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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