- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

What did the man say to his doctor?

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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