- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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