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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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