Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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