What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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