- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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