- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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