What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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