- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Poop

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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