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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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