If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

womans rights...

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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