- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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