what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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