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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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