Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Women's rights

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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