- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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