- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

It's all Taggart

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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