WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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