- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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