- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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