Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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