What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

My cat just died.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Women's rights

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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