- Anti Joke

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color