- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Go away still nothing to see

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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