a black man walks out of popeyes

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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