- Anti Joke

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."