You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

the economy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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