My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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