- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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