- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Go away still nothing to see

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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