Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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