Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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