- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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