- Anti Joke

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.