- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

123 f*ck off

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

pobody's nerfect

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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