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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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