How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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