(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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