- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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