- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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