- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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