- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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