Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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