What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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