- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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