knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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how man

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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