A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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A whole 'nother.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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black people swimming

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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dallen loves penis

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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