- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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