I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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