Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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