what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Anti Joke

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