- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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