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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hill billy went fishing

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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