Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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I have an idea! You leave.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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gingers

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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