- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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