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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Apple hates Blackberry.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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