- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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