- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Badabing.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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