your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Anti Joke

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