- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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