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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

dat shoe shine tho

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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