- Anti Joke

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Amanda Knox walks home free.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Knock knock, COME IN!

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!