- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

sky silverstein

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Ain't idn't a word.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Jimmy Saville

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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