why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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