- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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