There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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A man goes to the potty.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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