- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

A guy walks into a bar

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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