Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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