- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

how do you call someone? use a phone

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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