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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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