What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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your mom.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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Potassium? K.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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