Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

angelo snyder is not ga

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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