- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

an emo girl walked into a white room

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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