- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

why dont they make black forks

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

A gay man watches football.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What's worse than this That :(

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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