Potassium? K.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Poop

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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