I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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penis. nuff said.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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