whos on the right track? lady gaga

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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