- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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