- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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