what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

school homewrok

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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