Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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