A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Poop

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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