- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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