- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Poop

your mom.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Potassium? K.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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