womans rights...

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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