- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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