- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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