A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Grace Ackerson

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Justin Bieber

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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