- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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