yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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roses are red poo is poo

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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