whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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miha kako si?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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salad days!

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Anti Joke

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